How dumb do they think we are?

I know I’ll sound like Andy Rooney, but I get all kinds of catalogues in the mail.  I found this ad.  The names of the innocent have been protected.

Who couldn’t use a portable expanding fence from time to time?  There’s a variety of uses! 

Keep you yip dog isolated from the rest of the house?  Sure. 

Keep the meddling kids from going up those stairs?  Well, if they weren’t dropped on their head as kids, they might find a way around it. 

But wait.  Where’s that unsightly trash can?  I can’t see it behind that portable expanding fence.

And unless your kid is Rain Man, he might find his way into the street.

Seriously.