Blog Psychic Episode Two

How long do we have to wait until Kanye West admits his interruption of Taylor Swift’s VMA acceptance was 100% and completely staged? 

And why do people make a big deal over this, as if we didn’t know this whole thing was staged in the first place? 

And how am I so sure it was staged?  Simple.  If I bum-rushed the stage, security would have tossed me out onto 6th Avenue quicker than the D train running underneath it.  You’re telling me that because Kanye was a celebrity security would just let him slide?  What if it was some creep like Woody Allen?  They’d put him on the next bus to Bellevue. 

Game, set, match.

Rack me!