A few requests from my inner male chauvinist…

I tend to think I’m a pretty likable guy, but at the same time, I can be a prick.  Just ask my wife. 

1. Hey ladies, the lovely week we just had otherwise known as spring is over, and summer is upon us.  With that brings a variety of flip-flops, sandals, and open-toed shoes.  I don’t care the color, I don’t care if you do it yourself, I don’t care if you use a Sharpie, but paint your fucking toes.  They don’t have to match your hands.  French is acceptable.  But if your toenails are unkept, please put on sneakers.  You have until the weekend.  You’ve been warned.

2. Attention ladies of Philadelphia: If you are going to bare your legs, please shave them, especially if your legs are harier than mine.  You know who you are.  This is the United States of America.  Women shave their legs in this country.